Infinite Parallax

Dog Hustler
I had a dream I was a dog but it was like a Disney cartoon because I was also smart and could communicate with other dogs like a human. In the dream it was prohibition era and I was a lone hustler with a younger guy dog who looked up to me and a chick dog with whom I had a mutual attraction. We helped some gangster with a shipment on a train and became part of his crew. In the dream I experienced running across train tracks and the desert as a dog - my head was low to the ground and I was on all fours. I dodged poisonous creatures on the sand that as a human I could’ve just stomped on but as a dog I didn’t have the mass or foot shape to do so successfully. Eventually, after a difficult gang fight, we realised that we were always fighting without the backup of our gang and that the boss was jealous and fearful of our success and trying to get us killed. Then I woke up.
Knight Rider
I had a dream where I was Michael Knight's evil doppelganger, Garth Knight, and had impersonated Michael Knight by shaving my beard off and infiltrated Knight Industries with the intention of hacking their systems so I could release KARR, KITT's evil twin. The plan was to team up with KARR to destroy Michael Knight and KITT once and for all. I entered the main lab where I could access their systems but April, one of KITT's engineers and a very attractive woman, was working in the lab. I made it seem like the reason I was there was to flirt with her. Eventually she was summoned elsewhere and I was able to access the computer terminal and began disabling the lock#x2011;down on KARR. Before I could get any further my phone rang and I woke up.
Dog Bite
I had a dream that a doberman type dog was trying to bite me and to prevent this I was holding it's mouth open with my hands but I was getting tired, so I took it's jaws out of it's mouth and put them in mine. This worked for a while but then they started biting into my face from the inside, breaking the skin. I was in a public building and went to the rest room to see what the damage was. Then I remembered that the skin it had bitten through wasn't actually my skin as I was wearing someone else's skin as a disguise. I began to rip it off and then I woke up.
Flying Train
I had a dream that I was in the front carriage of a giant flying train on an alien planet. There wasn't anything particularly alien about the planet but in the dream that's what it was. The train cabin was like a restaurant with a giant window going all around the cabin. As the train began it's journey I went to the window and looked out over the landscape. The view was breathtaking. Then I woke up.
President Dan
I had a dream where I was a caucasian mild mannered colleague of mine named Dan and in the dream I was running for president of Australia .In real life I knew that Australia had a prime minister and the head of state was Queen Elizabeth II. Dream logic, go figure. I was so ignorant and naive in the dream that I couldn't understand why people were now out to get me and why the press was so cutthroat. I had a TV interview that suddenly turned very hostile and I couldn't understand why they were being so horrible. Then I woke up.
Psycho
I had a dream where I was on my way into the city and passed through a horse racing stadium where I bumped into an old friend from university. As far as I can tell she was not a real person and only existed in this dream. She introduced me to her father before being pulled away to mingle. I spoke with her father for a short time before killing him and stuffing his body down some folding cinema style seats. I then left and checked into my hotel where I murdered another person, cut them into pieces and sewed them into by bed covers. Then I had a party in my room and was sitting on the bed talking to a woman who I was worried would discover the body parts sewn into the bed covers. As I was checking out of the hotel I learned that the room was scheduled to be cleaned and rushed back to the room. I successfully intercepted the cleaner and convinced them to come back later. On the way out of the city I again passed through the horse racing stadium and saw my friend from university again. She introduced me to her sister and we began talking but then there was some commotion as the father's body was discovered. While they were distracted I slipped away and started running. Then I woke up.
Gruesome Death
I had a dream where, with two of my closest friends, we were doing some kind of criminal deal. We were armed and were ready for a double cross. One of my friend's had a gun and began to draw when it was apparent that we were being ambushed. However, before he could fire a shot he was shot in the head and died instantly. Then my friend and I both met gruesome deaths. He was being carved into diagonally with a chain saw and I was about to get a drill through my heart. I remember thinking "Is this it?! Is this it?!" as I was about to die. Then I woke up.
Star Wars Game
I had a dream where I was playing a Ninja Gaiden Black style Star Wars video game in which I was controlling a full powered Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker in a snow stage. I was surrounded by storm troopers and being shot at by a towering AT-AT walker. I was deflecting blaster fire from all directions and jumped up towards the AT-AT performing an upward slash followed by multi-hit combos on it's head before going into a diving slash finisher that destroyed it's head. Just as I landed I hit the UT attack button releasing a powerful Ultimate Technique that involved Luke throwing his lightsaber in a circular arc around him with the camera following the lightsaber as it spun continuously, cutting down multiple storm troopers around him before returning to his hand. Then I woke up and felt a great sorrow that this game didn't actually exist.
Spit Fire
When I was a child I had a dream that there was some kind of fire starting. I began spitting at the fire to put it out. I awoke with spit landing on my face as I was physically spitting in my sleep.
Vinnie Jones and the X-Men
I had a dream where it was a cold morning and I was hanging out at a junction in a suburban area with Vinnie Jones. We spotted a white van pull up diagonally across the street. Men in white lab coats then began wheeling some unconscious X-Men out of the van and into the house. We looked at each other and ran over to rescue them. We began fighting with the men in white lab coats and were winning. One of them ran into the house and Vinnie shouted at me to not let him get away. I ran into the house and chased him through the kitchen and out the back door. Then I woke up.
Blade Runner
I had a dream where I was a Blade Runner. It was dark outside and raining and I feel like it was very early morning. I was driving my spinner home and parked across the road from my house when I arrived. My shift was over and I had the rest of the day off. I spoke to my boss briefly over video call and then grabbed some papers from the glove box. At home I was sitting at my dining table wondering what I would do with my day off when I noticed some grime on the table. I got some tissue to wipe it with but it was persistent and wouldn't come off, so I went to the kitchen and got a damp cloth to clean it. As I began to wipe with the cloth I woke up.
Cats and Dogs Can Talk
I had a dream where cats and dogs had suddenly evolved to have the ability to verbally communicate with humans. I was struck with a great feeling of awe and excitement as I began to talk to a cat. At the same time I now felt apprehensive about stroking it and awkward even when given permission to do so by the cat in question. Then I woke up.
Lucid Dreaming Corridor and Stairs
I had a dream where I was in a long corridor with open office units on either side. For some reason I realised I was dreaming and began turning 180 degrees repeatedly. Each time I did, the corridor details would be different to the last time I was facing that direction. I continued doing this until there were stairs at the end of the corridor. I walked up the stairs and then I woke up.
Proof of Dreaming
I had a dream where I woke up in bed and lifted my arm up to look at it. It felt wrong, as if where I could see my arm, was not where it actually was. I realised once again that I must be lucid dreaming. To prove it to myself I would jump through the wall and start flying. This was my go to way to prove I was lucid dreaming and I had done it many times before. My bedroom window is quite large and was already open in the dream, so I ran and dived through the window. On the other side, instead of flying, I froze in place for a moment in my diving pose like a Looney Tunes cartoon and realised "Ah, this isn't a dream and I can't fly." before suddenly falling straight down at a 90 degree angle. Then I woke up.
Leaving Earth Forever
I had a dream where the Earth was finished and I was leaving forever on a spaceship. It was a one-man ship and I was the last person leaving. As I flew farther and farther away, I looked back at the Earth and felt a great sense of sadness and loss. Then I woke up.
Phasing and Flying
I had a dream where I was able to phase through solid objects and fly. I was in a house with big sliding glass doors in the living room that led out back. I phased through them felt a strong tingling feeling in every fibre of my body that was intersecting with the glass doors. After phasing through the glass, I turned right and ran down the pathway behind the house, jumped into the air and began flying. It was a sunny day and before I knew it I was flying around skyscrapers in a big city (probably Hong Kong). It was breathtaking! Then I woke up.
Retired Supes
I had a dream where a good friend of mine, who I had first met at university, and myself had once been superheroes but were retired. In the dream we were at the opticians getting our eyes tested and choosing new spectacles. My friend chose a rather large pair that were slightly wider than her head. She asked my opinion and I was about to answer when I woke up.
Flying With Wings
I had a dream where I had large angel-like wings and was learning how to fly with them. The sensation of using wings to fly was kind of like doing the breaststroke but with each stroke having far more powerful propulsion. Just as I mastered landing vertically on my feet I woke up.
Demonic Toilets
I had a dream where I needed to urinate really badly and there were demons trying to kill or possess us. There was a central area that I kept returning to that was protected from the demons but the toilet areas were all outside of this safe zone. Every time I found a toilet or place where I could relieve myself discreetly I would hear or feel demonic presences quickly approaching before I could begin. Eventually I woke up, badly needing to take a leak.
The Doctor
I once had a dream where I was The Doctor. I was in the TARDIS and then I got myself in a spot of bother but just as I was about to be killed I remembered that I'd been here before and had hidden a device that would save me in the rubble. Afterwards I tried to remember when I had traveled to this place and hidden the device but couldn't and only vaguely knew that it had happened at some point. I then realised that it was because I hadn't done it yet so I got in the TARDIS, went back in time and hid the device in the rubble. Then I woke up.
Haunted House
I had a dream where I was being stalked by ghosts in an old dilapidated building. I was being chased up a staircase and it was all very scary, until on a landing, I found a shelf with a box of old bottle caps. In this dream, for some reason, I knew that bottle caps were deadly to ghosts. I grabbed the box and continued up the stairs. A ghost suddenly materialised at the top of the staircase and I quickly threw a bottle cap at it and destroyed it. I can't remember much else after that but I know that not long after, I woke up
Hiding Drugs
I had a dream that my uncle and aunt (both deceased) were visiting for dinner. My uncle had been very strongly opposed to drug use in any way, shape or form. They were due to arrive at any moment and I had little wraps of coke all over the place. I went around the flat frantically picking them up and hiding them away. I was sure I'd gotten them all when they arrived. We sat at a small table and were talking when I noticed that there was a wrap on the table in my uncle's line of sight. He hadn't noticed it yet and so while he was talking I slowly inched my hand across the table towards the wrap with my eyes flitting between him and the wrap. I don't remember much of the rest of the dream. I think I was successful in getting that last wrap unnoticed and that shortly afterwards, I woke up.
Woman Stubble
I had a dream where I had become a woman. I remember I was wearing a denim jacket and jeans and was due to give a presentation. I looked in the mirror and found I was not bad looking at all. I didn't look like a man or anything like myself in real life in terms of both facial features and build. I then noticed, to my horror, that I had stubble on my face. In the real world I probably would have just grabbed a razor blade and shaved it off but with dream logic I was trying to figure out what kind of beauty product I could use to hide it but because I'd only been a woman for a short time I didn't know and began to panic. Then I woke up.
Evil Superman
I had a dream where Superman had turned evil and had taken over the world. I, along with some friends, was trying to organise a resistance against him. We couldn't make plans on Earth because of his super hearing so we flew into space to the JLA satellite because sound wouldn't travel through the vacuum of space. I woke up before we got there.
Toilet Mess
I had a dream where I needed to take a leak really badly. I went to the toilet but lost control and sprayed pee in every possible direction, including the ceiling. In the dream I lived with both my ex-wife (a blond woman) and girlfriend (brunette). They both came into the bathroom and helped me to clean up the mess. I felt very bad about it. Then I woke up needing to take a leak badly.
Abcam Toilet
I had a dream where I was at the Abcam office with my team, except the layout of the desks was like school with rows of tables. I needed to take a dump so went to the toilet which happened to be in the lobby by a flight of stairs. The lobby was a long corridor with a glass wall and entrance leading straight onto a busy high street. The toilet was facing the entrance. As I was sitting down taking care of business, my product manager came down the stairs talking to someone. I waved, said "Hi!" and asked if she was going to lunch. She was. Then shorty after I woke up.
African American Gangster
I had a dream where I was an African American gangster. We weren't street thugs but real crime family type gangsters. I don't remember too much about the dream but my boss looked like Delroy Lindo and everyone was very well dressed.
Tricky Brains 2
I had a dream where Stephen Chow decided to start making movies again and started with a sequel to 整蠱專家 (Tricky Brains). It was really funny and lived up to all expectations. Then the dream morphed into me being Jing Koo's disciple with the two of us and some others trying to evade the bad guys and then I woke up.
Michael Caine
I had a dream where I was Michael Caine but instead of being an actor I was a James Bond like spy carrying out a mission in Jamaica. I was getting ready to infiltrate the big bad's compound with the assistance of a Chinese couple on the inside. They were housekeepers and were helping me get into disguise as one of them. Their uniform consisted of white shoes, trousers and t-shirt. I had put on a t-shirt with a round collar and they were telling me that this was the wrong type of collar and I needed to change into a v-neck t-shirt. Although they were Chinese they were also Jamaican and had strong Jamaican accents which I found hilarious (at least in the dream) having never seen a Chinese person with a Jamaican accent. I started laughing uncontrollably. It was so funny my real body started laughing, waking me up, and as my mind returned to consciousness and reason I thought to myself how ridiculous it was to find such a thing funny, and the ridiculousness of it made me laugh even harder waking me up fully!
Victorian Poison Bogey
I had a dream that I was investigating a crime in Victorian times. We were on a rooftop and the rich and powerful bad man had me over a barrel and I had to inject myself in the neck with a poison that would disrupt my ability to breath leading to death or a woman that was helping me in my investigation would suffer terrible consequences. So I injected the poison and went downstairs to die. For some reason my mum was there. Anyway, as my breathing began to get difficult I wondered what alternate reality I would wake up in after I die but then realised this wasn't a dream and I would die for real. I was already scared and this realisation that it was really the end saddened me. Then I pulled a long solid cylindrical bogey out of my nose. I had managed to concentrate most of the poison into the bogey and would survive. I then realised that in order to have done that I must actually be dreaming and felt great relief. Then I woke up.

Infinite Parallax

Dog Hustler

Knight Rider

Dog Bite

Flying Train

President Dan

Psycho

Gruesome Death

Star Wars Game

Spit Fire

Vinnie Jones and the X-Men

Blade Runner

Cats and Dogs Can Talk

Lucid Dreaming Corridor and Stairs

Proof of Dreaming

Leaving Earth Forever

Phasing and Flying

Retired Supes

Flying With Wings

Demonic Toilets

The Doctor

Haunted House

Hiding Drugs

Woman Stubble

Evil Superman

Toilet Mess

Abcam Toilet

African American Gangster

Tricky Brains 2

Michael Caine

Victorian Poison Bogey